It feels so damn good to put rubbing alcohol on my...
STUPIDASS BRYANNA S. THIS IS FOR YOU
I READ THAT SQUIDWARD THING WITH THE INTERN, AND I STARTED CRYING I AM STILL TRAUMATIZED IT IS SO DAMN SCARY I HATE YOU. <3
Damn prick, you're only mad cus I'm right.
warrenaguilar asked: i lost ur numbers and i dont see yall on aim no more :/
kevstaarr asked: Hey Whats Up? Pretty dope blog. Im Kevin, Nice to meet you :]
Toot it & Boot it?
How about I’ll rip your balls off if you do this to me?
DIP HONEY TEDDY GRAHAMS INTO CHOCOLATE PUDDING SO GOOD + = <3
I have thick legs.
Me: OMG THAT LOOKS LIKE HER
You: No it doesn't.
wow, I hate that.
Yeah I’m sorry, I can’t afford a ferrari, but that don’t mean...– Cee-Lo
Lose your mind: Things i've heard from boys.. →
sherriemae: Things i’ve heard from boys.. “I’m sorry ” If you were sorry, you wouldn’t have done whatever you were sorry for, in the first place. “I didn’t mean to hurt you “ It’s done, in the end, you hurt me anyway. “Let’s be friends” Do you think i would be able to be friends with someone who broke my heart and had history with ? It will never work. “I love you, not her” If...
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lindsee-deactivated20130319 asked: yoooo, haha. whas you facebook guurl? [:
illmillion asked: i'm not a girl, WHAT?
Nicki Minaj, your LGMH
LOL HAHAHAHAHA im so cool ..no? ok.
Swinging On A Train
giseeelle: kimluvzsecks: bendiggity: jeffbernat: Somebody decided to make the world just a little bit more interesting, and three red swings appeared on the BART Public Transit System in San Francisco for the public to enjoy. this looks like too much fun! (via treehugger) I must find them. that looks hella fun! OMGLOL.
apsioq9iwq asked: oh hay there :]
iamqueenofthelesbians: Idk but I laughed when I rewatched it. lolz. LMAO :)!
2% or 98% of Population?
twinkieescueta: hellokayce: obsessionjason: Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can! Again, as quickly as you can but don’t advance until you’ve done each of them …. really. Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something) THINK of a number from 1 to 10 MULTIPLY that number by 9 If the number is a 2-digit...
OH SHIT, SHE BOUTA CATCH ME!
bendiggity: RUN, BITCH, RUN! *cries* “AHHHH SHITTTT!!” “NONONONONOONO! AHHHHHHHHH!”