April 2010
fact #26
princesspillos:
if i ever had a boyfriend that brokeup with me because of what other people are saying about me, then i wouldn’t go back with him.
want to know why?
because if he trust other people’s words, that just means he won’t trust mine. in other words, if he rather listen to other people’s shit then why would i want to be with someone that won’t even trust me? i mean, isn’t “trust” one...
on the phone ,
boy : mkay , ill call you later ,
girl : ohkay , text me !
boy : no you text me !
girl : i always text you first !
boy : no i do !
girl : LIAR , just text me .
boy : does it matter who texts who first .
girl : yeah , so text me .
boy : alrght .
girl : mkay .
boy : text me ,
girl : WTHAAAYL ?
boy : fine ill text you first , cos ` i love you .
girl : k love you bye .
boy : love you too baby ,
hangs up .
texting ,
boy : babe ,
girl : yess ?
boy : i love you .
BWAHAHAHA ! : D
Justin Bieber's "Up"
YOU GUYS, did you not notice that one of his lines in “Up” totalllly replicates a line from “Naturally” by Selena Gomez, wording “as long as you’re with me baby” along with the same melody, tune, whatever ya’ll call it. Dude, what an observation [: hahah
Love you baby (;
Fact #9
I hate when something smells soo goood that I want to eat it. Specifically inedible products/items
>:(
Idiocy!
My brother just went outside to find me to tell me one of lame his stories. lmao.
He has a tendency of telling me his little stories that keep him going, ha
Omg when I was outside I remembered this one time I was spying on the gardener, and one of our bras fell on the ground as he was doing his business. then he like tremulously, shyly, nervously picked it up.. HAHAHA I couldn’t stop...
Did you guys know?
Did you know that homosexuality is biological? Yeah my biology teacher told me you’re born with it.
I should be in jail?! What!
1. smoked. 2. consumed alcohol. 3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex. 4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex. 5. kissed someone of the same sex. 6. had sex. 7. had someone in your room other than family. 8. watched porn. 9. bought porn. 10. tried drugs. TOTAL: 8 ...
If you don’t stand up for others, specifically other groups in general,...
– Ms. Alonzo
Fruit Roll up
I think everybody calls fruit by the foot & fruit roll-up just “fruit roll-up” . Lol well atleast everyone I hear. I do too, [= I mean since when do you hear anybody calling fruit by the foot ..”fruit by the foot” ? …
Smell
I hate how scents can’t be kept like, a secret, or a dollar kept in your pocket. You cannot come back to it, once it’s gone it’s gone: like a lost item! If you loose something, you can either find it again somehow, or just.. Lose it forever lol. Just like a smell. What a perfect example, especially when expressing the way I feel about smells, lol! But yeah, in some circumstances,...
I wasn't born last night..
Wierdo: Do you know how to say " I love you " ?
Me: Yea.
*Silent for a moment*
Wierdo: so are you gonna say it?
Me: Um NO, I'm not that stupid. -____-
Wierdo: Awww, man.. I like you though [=
Me: Yea that's nice. LOL
: )
Fact #8
I HATE when people drag their feeet!!
The worse way to catch attention is by calling yourself ugly.
– Ricki Leanne
why is there a fuckyeah for everything..?
sandyle:
some are the stupidest fuckyeahs ever.
You’re like reading my mind.
Success is simply framed by 2 things: Opportunity and preparation.
– Everybody Hates Chris?
Fact #7
I think its hilarious when commercials get cut off. I literally lmao.
Have you ever realized...
It’s a lot more dramatic to see a girl in her underwear and bra, rather than seeing her in a bikini at a beach, pool etc. In that situation it’s normal..YET—- almost the same amount of skin is being shown ?! not counting g-strings lol
Just realized that today when I was changing.
It's the things that you lack that make me want...